Oscar Gold

I didn't watch the Oscar's, but my boss has a wife, the type of wife who wants him to go see Brokeback Mounting with her. Guess what he did, Oscar night? He watched the Oscar's with her and told me of the only good part.

I though I'd share it with you, as he told it to me:

This male comedian comes out, I can't think of his name, and says "I haven't seen this many performers since the National Democratic Convention. Now I know why you guys like the Oscars: Here you get to vote for a winner."

It was just dead silence.

I wish I had seen that. I'd have laughed, and then turned the tv off.